Total Medals Earned: 480 (From 117 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,160 Points
Medals Earned: 14/23 (165/410 points)
Collect 20 stars in a single flight.
Reach an altitude of 15m.
Be flying for 1 minute.
Travel 200m in a single flight.
Collect all the available types of stars in a single flight.
Escape from a stall at less than 3m altitude.
Travel 300m without using any fuel during your flight.
Travel for 300m without exceeding 3m altitude.
Travel 1000m in a single flight.
Collect $500 in a single flight.
Fly straight downwards at terminal velocity.
Successfully escape from stalling three times in a single flight.
Collect 30 space stars in a single flight.
Reach a velocity of 25m/s.
Reach 5x Crane bonus.
Get boosted by 3 windmills in a single flight.
Collect $3000 in a single flight.
Clear Japan in 30 days or under.
Collect 100 stars in a single flight.
Clear Egypt in 21 days or under.
Bounce along for another 100m after making contact with the ground.
Clear France in 15 days or under.
Clear England in 8 days or under.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/260 points)
Hit yourself with the javelin
Get hit on each of the five throws
Get over 250 meters on a single attempt
Throw javelin to over 100 meters.
Get over 350 meters on a single attempt
Get an overall distance of over 1000 meters on 5 successive attempts!
Medals Earned: 8/20 (60/485 points)
Complete Air Defence
Complete Airborne tactics
Complete Basic Tactics
Complete Defence Tactics
Complete Fast Decision
Complete First Encounter
Complete Retreat
Complete Sharp Assault
Complete Air Domination
Complete Breath of Air
Complete Crossfire
Complete Desert Rush
Complete Desert Town
Complete Duel
Complete Hard Road
Complete Infiltration
Complete Oasis
Complete Bloody Canyon
Complete the Only Chance
Complete Break Point
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/30 points)
Fall through the clouds.
Unlock the gate.
The end is upon you.
Destroy all the bugs.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (40/490 points)
Hit the sand.
Get promoted from private.
Get promoted from private first class.
Get promoted from corporal
Get promoted from sergeant.
Finish and kill more allies than enemies.
Finish with 100 kills - enemies and allies.
Finish and collect 100 dogtags.
Finish the game without firing your gun.
Medals Earned: 6/30 (40/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 6/16 (150/500 points)
You made 10000 Kills
You dodged 1000 attacks.
You restored 1000 health points.
You made 1000 Kills
You dodged 100 attacks
You restored 2500 health points.
You restored 10000 health points.
You restored 1000Armor
You restored 2500 Armor
You dodged 2500 attacks
You made 50000 Kills
You restored over 5000 armor
You made 100000 Kills
You restored 10000 armor
You restored 25000 health points
You dodged 5000 attacks
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/250 points)
Hit 1 enemy's head with a bomb!
Toss 1 enemy out ouf stage!
Toss a peasant in the depth!
Hit 1 peasant's head with a bomb!
Finish level 17 with using only 1 bomb!
Finish level 22 with using only 1 bomb!
Finish level 11 with using 2 bombs at most!
Blow up an enemy without using a rocket on level 7!
Hit 10 enemy in the head with bomb!
Hit 10 peasant in the head with bomb!
Toss 10 enemies out of stage!
Complete all 36 levels with 3 stars!
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
You soft boiled an egg.
You made toast.
You cut a grapefruit.
You made juice.
You made coffee with suger.
You made a bowl of cereal with blueberries.
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